Monday, June 22, 2009

Roddick's Bitching

2 things to look out for when watching Roddick plays

1) His crazy serve
2) His bitching.....

I always love a crazy Roddick match

Lleyton Hewitt vs Andy Roddick meltdown cannot be topped....

Thursday, June 11, 2009

pull hair

Don't you have instances where you are so frustrated and tired with a person, you want to


- kick them in the crotch
- pull their hair out
- shake the crap out of them
- slap them left right and a jab to the nose
- waterboard them
- perforate their sinuses
- mount and pound them incessantly
- bite them in the neck (true blood style)


just to get your point across cos their skulls are too thick

I do.....many a times.....if only its legal............

I have fallen in love with Anna Paquin and her median diastema.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

You know age is catching up on you when

1) you become an uncle

2) someone calls you "uncle"

3) you are becoming more impatient and more easily frustrated

4) Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are the more talked about celebrities

5) you don't understand the craze surrounding Hannah Montana, High School Musical and JoBros

6) you start listening to class 95 and you would even consider Gold 90.5 for a channel switch

7) you have to go to http://www.urbandictionary.com/ to find out the meaning of the latest lingo

8) you actually watch the news

9) you feel like staying at home sometimes to lounge around

10) your parents are dropping not so subtle hints on your future marriage

11) your friends are getting married

12) you actually feel a tinge of embarrassment collecting red packets during CNY

13) boys getting enlisted are in the 90s batch

14) they change a totally different group of Hi-5

15) you cannot remember what you had for lunch the very same day

16) you think of the shoulda woulda couldas


Yep I am not getting any younger.......But truth be told, I would take adulthood over my teenage years. Being financially stable, independent and respected feels much better as compared to the grungy ol nerd that I was back in those days.


PS: Watch True Blood. My mind was blown the bleep away after episode 1